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GANONDORF: An Owner's Manual2 by galassiel, literature

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GANONDORF: An Owner's Manual2

Congratulations, O Wonderful Customer! If you are reading this, then that means you have just purchased our newest model as seen in our fabulous Wind Waker catalogue-the Ganondorf Dragmire (version 2.0), as made by the lovely manufacturers of the Hyrule Company. Please carefully read through this guide in order to optimize on satisfaction and proper maitenance of your purchased model. Technical Specifications Name: Ganondorf Dragmire (will also respond to Ganon) Location of Manufacture: Hyrule Type: Evil Overlord Height: This model's height varies upon where it happens to be standing. It normally stands at 6'5" and can grow up to 14' at certa

About Derriwynn

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United Kingdom
Deviant for 13 years
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My Bio

Age: Late 20's
Hair colour: Blonde/Pink
Eyes: Blue-green
Career: Writer/Reading Coach

I stalk Ganondorf. Bright socks make me happy. Coffee keeps my homicidal side in check.

Favourite Movies

Stardust, Brave, LotR

Favourite TV Shows

Metalocalypse

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Volbeat, Epic, Nightwish, Alice Cooper

Favourite Books

Too many to list.

Favourite Writers

Coleridge

Favourite Games

Zelda games are the best.

Favourite Gaming Platform

Wii

Tools of the Trade

Coffee, music, pen, paper.

Other Interests

My crazy kiddo, growly men, bright colours.

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Derriwynn

Mar 21, 2015

COMPUTER!!!

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Lookie, I have a new computer!!! Super excited!!! Now I can write more often, hopefully. I just can't do much artwork, but that is a small price to pay for the ability to actually write once more!!! Ooooookay, writing commence! ~Derriwynn

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Derriwynn

Mar 20, 2015

Oh, Yeah...

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I forgot a story I'm working on. If anyone is interested, that is. 1. Unleashed-- Complete rewrite of Darkened Twilight. When Ganondorf is banished to the Twilight and usurps it, an unexpected creature allies herself with him. Twill is no longer an OC, rather, she has another name (forsaken long ago) that the Dark Lord recognizes. Will he, too, meet with a terrible fate? Or, for once, will the villains succeed? Commentary on why Ganondorf is constantly aligning himself with idiotic minions. Imagine the devastation if he sided with a capable (and equally powerful) one? Bonus points: guessing the villain=free commission.

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Derriwynn

Mar 18, 2015

Green Day (Not the band...)

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Happy Irish Awareness Day! As a sidenote, my own Dark Lord and I have been married for five years today! And he still renders me braindead and unable to walk correctly. -feral grin- Anyway, one story is now totally edited and completed and as soon as I have access to a computer that doesn't fecking block every goddamn site (and isn't my Satan phone), The Divine Conspiracy will be posted for all my naughty ZelGan followers. Also giving a shout out to mongoliantiger on Tumblr for giving me an aneurysm/massive nosebleed with all the dirty ZelGan doodles (which are fucking fantastic btw). Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go maul my Dark Lor